Monday, June 21, 2010

MEN OF VALOR CONQUER KILROYS

Highland, IN

Kilroys 10 Men of Valor 12

Kilroys losing streak continues as the Men of Valor, a team that was shutout last game by a score of 19-0, squeak past the Lansing Pub putting their record at 4-6.

The Kilroys softball squad played well the first 10 minutes of the game. They got off to a solid start scoring 4 runs in the first and defensively stopping the Men of Valor from equaling up the score.

A couple miscues and a couple of walks opened the door for the opponents as Kilroys found themselves down without really realizing it. Playful attitudes and baserunning miscues (again) combined with the lack of defense and subpar pitching not to mention the stink coming off the bats translates into one big sourball of urine. The attitude of this team reminds me of a little girl yelling at her brother because SHE lost his ball. Players need to OWN UP!

The team wanted to hurry up and salvage any fight they had left.....with 2 minutes left in the game. Of course, everyone knows you need more time than that in softball.

Kilroys has lost 4 in row and to quote Coach Lou Brown, "This team has completely lost its focus!"

An interesting sidebar is the fact when controversy and injury plagued this team they win. When everything seems to be rainbows and leprecauns the team focus wonders to other things. What are those other things? As soon as Kilroys figures that out and gets their root shakras aligned they are going to be a tough team to beat.....and I will take that to the grave!

Kilroys has a double header Sat June 26. 1st game is at 6:00, the second at 7:00. Hopefully Kilroys attitude can buy them a win and a soda from some jerk. I am tired of writing this already......Chet, Frank needs a drink!

DRAGO!

6 comments:

  1. I just can't believe it. The men of valor pulled their strength from their crowd, the lord and from a first baseman that took players like Bob Kocher out of their element by befriending them. This is starting to make me think that I should teach a hitting clinic for this team rather than intro to Jazz dance for seniors

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  2. I thought the games were at 6:00 and 7:00 on sat? can someone confirm what time the games are!!

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  3. The games are at 6:00 and 7:00 Sorry about that. I am a man. I make mistakes.

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  4. Frankie T, Drinks are on me my friend. As long as you can do LEMON DROPS with Michelob Ultras, it will be smooth sailing like christopher cross..."SAILING TAKES ME AWAY"

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  5. CLARIFICATION:

    The first chakra (root) actually hangs outside of your body. It is located between your thighs, about halfway between your knees and your physical body.

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  6. I would like to say I think this show is bringing down the moral of the team come on guys lets talk about the positive. We are all out here to have fun and we are all friends.

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