Hello my name is Max Richard..yes i know MAXIUM DICK, I'm the PR director for Trojan Condom's and after listening to your recent radio show I feel its in our best interest to clear up false info regarding our relation to current Kilroys softball player RICK METZGER. Recently he came to us by our request for the possibility of being the spokesman for Trojan Junior Condoms. In case you are unaware,Trojan Junior's are a brand new line that we are bringing out for our young, not as "mature" customer. Now on your show CHET MASTERSON stated that an inside source of his inforrmed him that Rick was rejected due to being 1 size too small for our line. Let me just say that that statement is completely false! To clear up any confusion, Rick was 2 sizes too small. Therefore he just wasn't the right "FIT" at this time. Thank you for you for your time. Chuck Justice, sorry for bringing the "Justice" but I'm a huge fan of the show.
Hola, mi nombre es Camilo Santiago. Trabajo actualmente para el café colombiano como encargado de las relaciones públicas. Quisiera tratar la fijación reciente que KSRN tiene en allí Web site. Al parecer un jugador del hombre de Rick que Metzger nos visitó recientemente en vista de sea el portavoz para el café colombiano. Tuvimos que disminuir arrepentido su petición de comenzar una sociedad. Él es al parecer un " grande; decaf" bebedor y en el mundo del narcótico, " Decaf" es el argot para la cocaína. Aquí no perdonamos el tráfico, el uso, o las ventas del narcótico ilegal.
Hello, My name is Camilo Santiago. I currently work for Colombian Coffee as Public Relations manager. I would like to address the recent posting that KSRN has on there website. Apparently a player by the man of Rick Metzger recently visited us in regards to be the spokesman for Colombian coffee. We had to regretfully decline his request to start a partnership. Apparently he is a big "decaf" drinker and in the Narcotics world, "Decaf" is slang for cocaine. We here do not condone the trafficking, use, or sales of illegal Narcotics.
Please come join Chet Masterson as he will be signing autographs at the re-grand opening of a new DL Donuts location in Palmer Square, Chicago. There will be complimentary cups of joe and donuts given away along with raffles and prizes like "take a shot with Chet" if you can drinks as many shots of Chet's choice alcohol beverage in 5 mins, you'll win free donuts for life! Time is from 5-7pm. Come on out!
its hard not to cry while knee and C*ck deep in defeat and Jack daniels!
ReplyDeleteHello my name is Max Richard..yes i know MAXIUM DICK, I'm the PR director for Trojan Condom's and after listening to your recent radio show I feel its in our best interest to clear up false info regarding our relation to current Kilroys softball player RICK METZGER. Recently he came to us by our request for the possibility of being the spokesman for Trojan Junior Condoms. In case you are unaware,Trojan Junior's are a brand new line that we are bringing out for our young, not as "mature" customer. Now on your show CHET MASTERSON stated that an inside source of his inforrmed him that Rick was rejected due to being 1 size too small for our line. Let me just say that that statement is completely false! To clear up any confusion, Rick was 2 sizes too small. Therefore he just wasn't the right "FIT" at this time. Thank you for you for your time. Chuck Justice, sorry for bringing the "Justice" but I'm a huge fan of the show.
ReplyDeleteHola, mi nombre es Camilo Santiago. Trabajo actualmente para el café colombiano como encargado de las relaciones públicas. Quisiera tratar la fijación reciente que KSRN tiene en allí Web site. Al parecer un jugador del hombre de Rick que Metzger nos visitó recientemente en vista de sea el portavoz para el café colombiano. Tuvimos que disminuir arrepentido su petición de comenzar una sociedad. Él es al parecer un " grande; decaf" bebedor y en el mundo del narcótico, " Decaf" es el argot para la cocaína. Aquí no perdonamos el tráfico, el uso, o las ventas del narcótico ilegal.
ReplyDeleteHello, My name is Camilo Santiago. I currently work for Colombian Coffee as Public Relations manager. I would like to address the recent posting that KSRN has on there website. Apparently a player by the man of Rick Metzger recently visited us in regards to be the spokesman for Colombian coffee. We had to regretfully decline his request to start a partnership. Apparently he is a big "decaf" drinker and in the Narcotics world, "Decaf" is slang for cocaine. We here do not condone the trafficking, use, or sales of illegal Narcotics.
I have no idea what that says, but I know Rudy Monterrrrubbio speaks Mexican. Let's get that cross dresser back on the show.
ReplyDeleteI dont know who you guys are but ur show is dumb and cool all at once. i look forward to the next one. Michael, UofI
ReplyDeletePlease come join Chet Masterson as he will be signing autographs at the re-grand opening of a new DL Donuts location in Palmer Square, Chicago. There will be complimentary cups of joe and donuts given away along with raffles and prizes like "take a shot with Chet" if you can drinks as many shots of Chet's choice alcohol beverage in 5 mins, you'll win free donuts for life! Time is from 5-7pm. Come on out!
ReplyDeleteChet, I will be there buddy. I will be giving out free mustache rides. Best ride this side of the Mississippi!
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